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“If you criticize someone’s editing or proofreading in writing, be sure to make a mistake” is another interpretation of the beloved Murphy's Law. So think a couple of times before deliberately looking for mistakes in my texts, only you will be disgraced yourself. Today we have a life of life. Now you yourself will understand what's what.

Introduction
Guys! We definitely live in the matrix! I officially declare that this is now my main religion. You see, otherwise there is simply no way to explain why all this nonsense works, and in 100% of cases. Hanlon's Razor, Pareto's Law, Parkinson's Law, Sturgeon's Law, Peter's Principle. How? Why? On the basis of what laws of physics is this generally built? And there is no need to look for logic and scientific methods in all this. These are just the key philosophical presumptions that humanity has endured over its long history. Sorry, you don't know what a presumption is. It's like an axiom, but it can be refuted. The presumptions were based on practical experience, and now I will tell you about the most important ones. Still don't understand anything? It doesn't matter,

Pauli effect
Have you noticed that there are people who are much more exposed to the law of meanness. Such losers, whose presence causes a complete collapse and a bummer of any undertakings. One of those dudes was the Nobel laureate Wolfgang Pauli. A very cool physicist, but a very bad experimenter. Nuuu, not that bad, just his presence instantly caused the failure of any devices needed in the experiment. As soon as Wolfgang entered the room, a device was immediately cut off. One of the most striking cases of the Pauli effect, according to legend, was as follows. Once in the laboratory of James Frank in Göttingen, a complex experimental device for the study of atomic phenomena for a completely inexplicable reason went out of order. Frank wrote about what happened to Pauli in Zurich. In response, a letter came with a Danish stamp, in which Pauli wrote, that he went to visit Niels Bohr, and during a mysterious incident in Frank's laboratory, the train in which Pauli was traveling was just making a stop in Göttingen I think every person has a situation in which it seems to be corrupted. See your awesome Pauli effect stories in the comments!

Hanlon's razor
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. "It would seem that this presumption can smash all existing conspiracy theories to smithereens. Quite a deep philosophical thought, which I advise you to use in life. We just take and throw away all the evil geniuses, Freemasons and secret manipulators. We leave only the dumb bosses from our next presumption. Life will become much easier and more cheerful this way.

The peter principle
This is my favorite philosophical statement in this collection. It sounds like this: "In a hierarchical system, each individual tends to rise to the level of his incompetence. "And now we remember one cheerful kvnshchik who suddenly became the president of the country. Indeed, it works! Anyway. Imagine high-ranking officials. Those who work for an uncle and interact directly with a big uncle will perfectly understand what I mean. All these important bosses look like lost hamsters as soon as the ass comes. Yesterday's major, today cannot be a general. The funny thing is, everyone has this ceiling. And often, a lot of people, especially in state structures, are already at the level of their ceiling. Because of this, we are not doing as well as it could be.

Parkinson's laws
So everyone knows about the 80/20 Pareto law, so for dessert we have Parkinson's laws, no less interesting and accurate. There are only three laws, and all of them in one way or another reveal the whole senseless essence of bureaucracy. With a touch of irony, of course. "The work fills the time allotted for it. - the first law. "So, according to Parkinson, if an old woman can write a letter to her niece all day, then she will write it all day. The work will fill all the deadlines allotted for it. "Expenses grow with income - the second law. "And finally, "Growth leads to complexity, and complexity is the end of the road. "Whatever one may say - these laws work, and we will not do anything with them.

Outcomes
What is the meaning of this post? Show you that there are such patterns in the world that are difficult to explain from the point of view of logic. However, they work great and with little or no misfires. Most likely, the key to these presumptions is the stereotyped nature of human psychology. Well, definitely not some kind of divine powers. And now I invite everyone to the philosophical battle in the comments. Shine with your mind!
 
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