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How do you imagine your old age? When you are over 70 years old and you calmly chile in retirement. Surely all dreams are limited to get-togethers with beloved grandchildren, intense viewing of Russian television series and an unforgettable trip to Gelendzhik in the form of a one-time action of generosity from the state. But two British retirees had their own unique vision on this matter. At first glance, absolutely innocent grandpa and grandma. Roger, 72, and Susan Clarke, 70.
Camping in Europe, pensions are not as high as we were told on the Internet, since old people have turned into serious drug dealers. The plan was simple - we pack the crap in suitcases and drive around the points of sale in Europe. The cover is brilliant - no one would think of hitching around such cute elderly people. But after 16 successful trips to Norway, something went wrong. Valiant police officers confiscated as much as 260 kg of hashish from experienced hucksters! Surely the grandfather hid a good half of the goods under his diaper.
But justice in the Scandinavian countries is gentle, so grandfather and woman were given bottles for 4 years. And as in the classics of Hollywood films, the guys managed to escape from prison. Apparently the Norwegians forgot to lock the door in their prison library. But even the change of surname did not help to avoid justice. The old men had to wind up another 5 years in order to continue to deal with wholesale supplies. Their biggest case took place in 2016. But for the inconspicuous transportation of 9kg of coke, they had to find accomplices. Then they befriended an ordinary family couple, the Cravens, and invited them on a Caribbean Cruise. The guys offered to cover all the expenses in exchange for a small service. Grandfather said that he allegedly sells pineapples clandestinely and makes a fierce cash on it.
But as you may have guessed, the chip was far from pineapple. Pensioners were taken by the ass and charged with drug trafficking worth 2 million pounds. In the end, they were sentenced to eight years in prison, which they served in a rat-infested cell measuring three by three meters, somewhere in the outback of Portugal. But do you know what the drama is? Granny had cancer, which makes her the Walter White of our time. And yesterday she died in terrible agony. Here's a story.
Camping in Europe, pensions are not as high as we were told on the Internet, since old people have turned into serious drug dealers. The plan was simple - we pack the crap in suitcases and drive around the points of sale in Europe. The cover is brilliant - no one would think of hitching around such cute elderly people. But after 16 successful trips to Norway, something went wrong. Valiant police officers confiscated as much as 260 kg of hashish from experienced hucksters! Surely the grandfather hid a good half of the goods under his diaper.
But justice in the Scandinavian countries is gentle, so grandfather and woman were given bottles for 4 years. And as in the classics of Hollywood films, the guys managed to escape from prison. Apparently the Norwegians forgot to lock the door in their prison library. But even the change of surname did not help to avoid justice. The old men had to wind up another 5 years in order to continue to deal with wholesale supplies. Their biggest case took place in 2016. But for the inconspicuous transportation of 9kg of coke, they had to find accomplices. Then they befriended an ordinary family couple, the Cravens, and invited them on a Caribbean Cruise. The guys offered to cover all the expenses in exchange for a small service. Grandfather said that he allegedly sells pineapples clandestinely and makes a fierce cash on it.
But as you may have guessed, the chip was far from pineapple. Pensioners were taken by the ass and charged with drug trafficking worth 2 million pounds. In the end, they were sentenced to eight years in prison, which they served in a rat-infested cell measuring three by three meters, somewhere in the outback of Portugal. But do you know what the drama is? Granny had cancer, which makes her the Walter White of our time. And yesterday she died in terrible agony. Here's a story.
