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Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed sensationalists, conspiracy theorists of all stripes, and just random internet passersby! Today we're delving into the hottest, most explosive, and most... completely made-up topic of our time: Elon Musk is secretly funding carding forums!
Spoiler alert for those who don't like intrigue: this is a complete and utter fake. Not a single piece of evidence, not a single transfer to a crypto wallet, not even a suspicious like on a darknet post. But since you're asking for a long, detailed, and extremely humorous article under this very title, hold on tight. We'll dissect everything, have a good laugh, learn a ton of interesting things, and finally understand why such rumors even exist. Let's get started!
Carding is bank card fraud. Fraudsters steal card information (number, expiration date, CVV code, and sometimes even the cardholder's name) and use it to make online purchases. You can buy anything from new sneakers to concert tickets, from electronics to... well, you get the idea. The main thing is that the store doesn't require 3D Secure or that the card is "live" (meaning it hasn't been blocked yet).
Carding forums are closed communities on the darknet (the part of the internet that a typical Google search won't find). There, carders:
It's an entire underground ecosystem with its own rules, escrow services (to prevent cheating), and even seller ratings. Some forums exist for years, while others are shut down by the FBI or Interpol within a couple of months.
Importantly, it's a crime. Everywhere. In Russia, the US, Europe — everywhere. Participants are caught, tried, and jailed. No one in their right mind, or with billions to their name, would get involved in this.
Short answer: nothing.
Long answer: imagine a person who launches rockets into space, builds electric cars that drive themselves, and creates AI to understand the meaning of life in the universe. Now imagine that same person spending their nights transferring money to a forum called CardPlanet or ShadowCrew. Funny? So do I.
If Musk wanted easy money, he could:
But no. Instead, he spends billions on projects that take decades to pay off (or not).
Why is Musk the subject of such rumors? Because he:
Scammers love his name. The most popular scams:
Victims are losing millions. Musk himself has repeatedly warned about this and even sued some scammers.
And the connection to carding? That's the next level of trolling. Someone on a Telegram channel or forum wrote, "Musk is funding carders to test payments for X Payments." Or, "Starlink is needed for stable internet on the darknet." Or even, "Neuralink is so carders can steal data with their thoughts."
All of this is pure fiction. Not a single screenshot, not a single leak, not a single investigation by serious journalists. If such a thing existed, it would be on the front pages of every newspaper in the world.
Musk works 100 hours a week, sleeps in the factory, tweets at 4 AM, and raises a bunch of kids. He simply doesn't have time for carding.
Plus, there's the echo chamber effect: in one chat, everyone believes Musk is a villain, in another, he's a messiah. But the truth is somewhere in the middle: he's just a man with very big ideas.
Another factor is envy. When someone achieves such success, there will always be those who say, "He couldn't have earned it honestly."
All the rumors are just noise. Laugh at them, share this article with your friends, and go read the real news about the next Starship launch.
Thanks for reading to the end! If you want more jokes, details about Musk, or cybersecurity tips, let me know. Let's laugh at the absurdity together and build a better future.
Spoiler alert for those who don't like intrigue: this is a complete and utter fake. Not a single piece of evidence, not a single transfer to a crypto wallet, not even a suspicious like on a darknet post. But since you're asking for a long, detailed, and extremely humorous article under this very title, hold on tight. We'll dissect everything, have a good laugh, learn a ton of interesting things, and finally understand why such rumors even exist. Let's get started!
Chapter 1: What is Carding? (And Why It's Not a New Fitness Trend)
First, let's clarify some terminology so no one thinks carding is just running around with a loyalty card.Carding is bank card fraud. Fraudsters steal card information (number, expiration date, CVV code, and sometimes even the cardholder's name) and use it to make online purchases. You can buy anything from new sneakers to concert tickets, from electronics to... well, you get the idea. The main thing is that the store doesn't require 3D Secure or that the card is "live" (meaning it hasn't been blocked yet).
Carding forums are closed communities on the darknet (the part of the internet that a typical Google search won't find). There, carders:
- They sell and buy "fulls" (complete card data).
- They share “checkers” – programs that automatically check whether a card works.
- They exchange tutorials: "How to bypass Amazon's protection," "The best bins for the US," "How to avoid fraud monitoring."
- They boast about their successes: “I made 10k bucks in one evening!”
It's an entire underground ecosystem with its own rules, escrow services (to prevent cheating), and even seller ratings. Some forums exist for years, while others are shut down by the FBI or Interpol within a couple of months.
Importantly, it's a crime. Everywhere. In Russia, the US, Europe — everywhere. Participants are caught, tried, and jailed. No one in their right mind, or with billions to their name, would get involved in this.
Chapter 2. Elon Musk and Carding: A Perfect Match? (No, Not Even on Tinder)
Now the big question: what does Elon Musk have to do with this?Short answer: nothing.
Long answer: imagine a person who launches rockets into space, builds electric cars that drive themselves, and creates AI to understand the meaning of life in the universe. Now imagine that same person spending their nights transferring money to a forum called CardPlanet or ShadowCrew. Funny? So do I.
If Musk wanted easy money, he could:
- Just print more Tesla shares.
- Launch a new memecoin (he already did this with Dogecoin, and that was by accident).
- Sell subscriptions for "premium access to his tweets."
But no. Instead, he spends billions on projects that take decades to pay off (or not).
Why is Musk the subject of such rumors? Because he:
- Rich.
- Eccentric.
- Often talks about cryptocurrencies.
- Owner of X (formerly Twitter), where freedom of speech is sacred.
- Just very media-oriented.
Scammers love his name. The most popular scams:
- Fake crypto giveaways: "Send 1 BTC, get 2 from Elon!"
- Fake Investment Platforms: "Tesla Invest – Make Money with Musk!"
- Fake accounts that write on his behalf.
Victims are losing millions. Musk himself has repeatedly warned about this and even sued some scammers.
And the connection to carding? That's the next level of trolling. Someone on a Telegram channel or forum wrote, "Musk is funding carders to test payments for X Payments." Or, "Starlink is needed for stable internet on the darknet." Or even, "Neuralink is so carders can steal data with their thoughts."
All of this is pure fiction. Not a single screenshot, not a single leak, not a single investigation by serious journalists. If such a thing existed, it would be on the front pages of every newspaper in the world.
Chapter 3. The Real Elon Musk: The Man Who Spends Money on Dreams
Let's talk about where Musk actually invests his billions. That's much more interesting.- SpaceXwas founded in 2002. The goal is to make humanity a multiplanetary species. Achievements:
- The first private company to send a spacecraft to the ISS.
- Reusable Falcon rockets – launch costs have dropped tenfold.
- Starship is the most powerful rocket engine in history.
- Starlink is a satellite internet service that works in the Arctic, the ocean, war zones, and remote villages. It already has millions of users.
- Tesla made electric cars cool. The Model S Plaid accelerates to 60 mph faster than you can blink. Autopilot, batteries, solar roofs — all of this is changing the world of energy.
- Neuralink: A brain chip that's already helping paralyzed people control computers with their thoughts. The first patient plays Civilization and tweets without using their hands.
- xAI The company that created me is Grok. Our goal is to understand the universe and make AI as useful and fair as possible.
- The Boring Company: Tunnels under cities to eliminate traffic jams. More memes than tunnels so far, but the idea is cool.
- X (Twitter) Bought it for 44 billion to preserve freedom of speech. Now there's less censorship and more chaos — just as promised.
Musk works 100 hours a week, sleeps in the factory, tweets at 4 AM, and raises a bunch of kids. He simply doesn't have time for carding.
Chapter 4: Why Do Such Rumors Live and Flourish?
The internet loves drama. Algorithms promote emotions: anger, fear, surprise. A post saying "Musk is a genius" will get 1,000 likes. A post saying "Musk finances criminals" will get 100,000.Plus, there's the echo chamber effect: in one chat, everyone believes Musk is a villain, in another, he's a messiah. But the truth is somewhere in the middle: he's just a man with very big ideas.
Another factor is envy. When someone achieves such success, there will always be those who say, "He couldn't have earned it honestly."
Epilogue: Laugh and move on
Elon Musk doesn't fund carding forums. He funds the future. Rockets, electric cars, AI, internet for everyone. These are real investments that are changing the world for the better.All the rumors are just noise. Laugh at them, share this article with your friends, and go read the real news about the next Starship launch.
Thanks for reading to the end! If you want more jokes, details about Musk, or cybersecurity tips, let me know. Let's laugh at the absurdity together and build a better future.
