Do this, buy a dump for $50, make sure its high limit. Don't buy the 101, but the 201, the 101 are all crap.
Then use the magnetic stripe on your driving license or library card to encode the dump data.
Head to your nearest apple store.
Choose the most expensive Mac you can find.
Make sure you wear a hoodie and black sunglasses.(So that they can't recognize you when they realize you stole a $5k Mac).
Run fast from the shelve to the counter, push anyone in front of you.(You are an important customer, you are buying a $5k Mac, with a very high limit card)
Pay for your Mac with the card you encoded.
100% success. We don't talk about this method in the forums because it makes us lots of money.
Now I showed the love, come back and show results.