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Disclaimer: everything described below is the fruit of personal experience, as well as the results of observing friends and acquaintances. Well, do not take everything too seriously.
Despite the calendar Monday, the approaching New Year instills a Friday mood, which, in turn, encourages us to talk about something life-related. This post is addressed to girls who happened to date or even marry an Carder, and tells something about the strengths and weaknesses of your chosen ones. In addition, I think it would not hurt for guys to read it: perhaps it will help to understand the reason for your beloved's indignation.
Most of my colleagues have a high sense of responsibility - it is probably developed willy-nilly in the course of professional activity. By marrying you, an Carder will take responsibility for your comfort and prosperity, and, rest assured, will do everything to ensure them. It is also worth mentioning the ability to focus on a goal and achieve it: usually quiet and motionless meditating at the monitor, your chosen one can show frantic activity and move mountains in an incredibly short time. For example, if at some point he understands that it is not appropriate to sit in a half-dilapidated dwelling for the second month, by the end of the next week you can find yourself in a clean and renovated apartment. Also, from personal experience, it has been proven that one Carder can bring a two-room apartment into perfect order in two or three hours, which, with joint efforts, was littered during the previous month.
Contrary to popular belief, most Carders have a hobby outside their main specialty, and almost all of them can talk about it at length, clearly and interestingly. Obeying the habit acquired in his main profession, your boyfriend delves into all the intricacies of his hobby, and if you manage to find this topic, you can learn a lot about both the topic and him. Among my colleagues, there are many musicians, some are great at drawing, others are into martial arts (and not only their theoretical side), and others are avid collectors. By the way, there are almost no gamers among them.
If it so happens that you have a common hobby, you can only be envied. And if not, the moment your loved one understands what you are into, he will probably undertake a little research, just to be able to truly appreciate your achievements, and to keep up the conversation. However, alas, he is unlikely to discuss the latest fashion trends and the new album of a pop star...
It is no secret that the income of Carders from successful carding is now higher than average, no matter what country we are talking about. This means that your spouse will most likely be able to provide a normal life for you and your children, even if your own salary is not very high. Experience shows that in a large city (I can’t say anything about small towns due to the lack of reliable information) even a beginner Carder can find a decent niche in carding. Whatever you say, but family happiness is severely tested if there is nothing to eat for breakfast in the morning, and the landlord threatens to evict you for non-payment. In general, you have a good chance of getting fur coats and jewelry a little more often than usual.
By the way, if you are easy-going and your boyfriend is a Carder above the average specialist, you have a good chance to live in different cities, or even countries, at the expense of his employers.
I'm probably on shaky ground here, but I'll still go so far as to say that many Carders aren't prone to adultery. The thing is, most of them are very introverted, and meeting a girl requires a certain degree of openness and sociability. And even if a competitor takes the initiative, he's unlikely to let her into his personal space right away, much less his own body
5. Personal you are a
It is difficult to overestimate this point. All computer equipment in your home will behave decently (well, unless someone gets carried away with experiments with firmware and the like), viruses will be quickly cleaned, the Internet will be as stable as possible, and so on. And even if you do not consider yourself an electronics lover, an unexpected porn banner will not prevent you from surfing the Internet or playing your favoriteSims game.
It seems that one of the most painful problems, which among all Carders is most acutely manifested in programmers. The habit of working with computers, expressing your thoughts in a form understandable to them, affects the style of communication with people. Be prepared for the fact that your spouse will constantly "cling to the wording", correct you and bore you in every possible way. It is difficult to check, but he does all this not out of a desire to annoy the interlocutor, but on the contrary, out of a sincere desire to understand what exactly you meant.
The carding they do, the computers that we deal with - all this belongs to a strictly formalized world, where each term and phenomenon has a precise definition, and we are accustomed to operating with precise concepts. Therefore, when communicating with you, your spouse will automatically try to build the necessary base of definitions. Alas, for communication in natural language, and especially with living people, this is impossible. And the only way to deal with such tediousness is to gradually "re-educate" your young man, trying not to get irritated in the process.
Another thing your spouse will demand is that you speak directly, not hints and indirect signs, if you want something from him. Simply because hints are an even less reliable means of conveying information than natural language.
Another manifestation of pedantry is a tendency to plan everything and everyone. Do not be surprised if your loved one asks you to announce your plan for the current week on Monday, and will be extremely indignant if you suddenly change your plans at the last minute. It is not surprising that he will want to know your hourly plan for your evening rest, especially in relation to spending time together, and will be irritated if these plans suddenly change. The thing is that this causes the need to change his own optimally drawn up plans, and he simply becomes offended for the efforts spent on planning.
Carders also find it difficult to understand your decisions when you make them based on emotions or momentary impulses. Examples of such situations are textbook: changing your outfit three times before leaving the house, although a taxi is already waiting downstairs, demanding an immediate trip to the store, because “there is nothing to wear.” In the latter case, he will think or even say something like: “What do you mean nothing?! The closet is already full! By the way, you can make n!/(k!(nk)!) different outfits from this junk, where k is the number of clothes worn, and n is the number of available ones.”
Here, as in the previous case, nothing can be done except gradual “re-education.” Fortunately, your loved one is quite capable of understanding and learning to predict your impulsive decisions over time, which will solve both this and the previous problem.
If you were already happy after reading about a good income, I have to disappoint you. Instead of a nice brooch for the New Year, you will probably get some gadget, at least if you don’t hint that you want a brooch or a fur coat for the holiday. However, see above about hints.
Unfortunately, you can't escape from conversations about the next technical innovation, gadget or service. They will probably try to transplant you to a smartphone, replace SMS with WhatsApp, describing its excellent advantages, and, in some cases, meanly replace the usual Windows with Linux. And there are two options: either try to understand this a little, to at least understand a little what your husband is talking about now, or get a divorce. On the other hand, you don't need to become an Carder-Girl yourself, it is enough to simply become a confident user and understand why you do not want Linux.
In the first half, I already mentioned the introversion of the people from carding life. This trait also has an unpleasant manifestation: do not expect that your chosen one will want to regularly go to clubs and participate in drinking parties. On his own initiative, he will most likely take you to the cinema, theater or, at most, to a concert of his favorite band, and even then not too often. So you will have to look for a compromise and sometimes not be shy about taking the initiative into your own hands.
The text turned out to be quite long, longer than I expected, but I don’t want to split it into two posts. I wanted to emphasize that Carders have their strengths and weaknesses, just like any other people, and I hope I succeeded. Fortunately, most of the weaknesses can be “cured” over time — family life skills are improved, forgive me for using this wording. If you happen to experience these problems yourself, don’t worry, don’t get angry, don’t be offended. It’s better to try to gently point out your loved one’s mistakes, and over time he will improve. If you suddenly recognize yourself in any of the points, don’t wait for someone to tell you, change, and your loved one will be pleasantly surprised.
P.S.: I suggest Carders and their girlfriends/wives to add to both the first and second lists from personal experience. And I will try to supplement the post. You see, the benefits of fasting will increase.
Despite the calendar Monday, the approaching New Year instills a Friday mood, which, in turn, encourages us to talk about something life-related. This post is addressed to girls who happened to date or even marry an Carder, and tells something about the strengths and weaknesses of your chosen ones. In addition, I think it would not hurt for guys to read it: perhaps it will help to understand the reason for your beloved's indignation.
Five Reasons to Marry an Carder
1. Reliability and responsibility
Most of my colleagues have a high sense of responsibility - it is probably developed willy-nilly in the course of professional activity. By marrying you, an Carder will take responsibility for your comfort and prosperity, and, rest assured, will do everything to ensure them. It is also worth mentioning the ability to focus on a goal and achieve it: usually quiet and motionless meditating at the monitor, your chosen one can show frantic activity and move mountains in an incredibly short time. For example, if at some point he understands that it is not appropriate to sit in a half-dilapidated dwelling for the second month, by the end of the next week you can find yourself in a clean and renovated apartment. Also, from personal experience, it has been proven that one Carder can bring a two-room apartment into perfect order in two or three hours, which, with joint efforts, was littered during the previous month.
2. Interesting conversationalist
Contrary to popular belief, most Carders have a hobby outside their main specialty, and almost all of them can talk about it at length, clearly and interestingly. Obeying the habit acquired in his main profession, your boyfriend delves into all the intricacies of his hobby, and if you manage to find this topic, you can learn a lot about both the topic and him. Among my colleagues, there are many musicians, some are great at drawing, others are into martial arts (and not only their theoretical side), and others are avid collectors. By the way, there are almost no gamers among them.
If it so happens that you have a common hobby, you can only be envied. And if not, the moment your loved one understands what you are into, he will probably undertake a little research, just to be able to truly appreciate your achievements, and to keep up the conversation. However, alas, he is unlikely to discuss the latest fashion trends and the new album of a pop star...
3. Family wealth
It is no secret that the income of Carders from successful carding is now higher than average, no matter what country we are talking about. This means that your spouse will most likely be able to provide a normal life for you and your children, even if your own salary is not very high. Experience shows that in a large city (I can’t say anything about small towns due to the lack of reliable information) even a beginner Carder can find a decent niche in carding. Whatever you say, but family happiness is severely tested if there is nothing to eat for breakfast in the morning, and the landlord threatens to evict you for non-payment. In general, you have a good chance of getting fur coats and jewelry a little more often than usual.
By the way, if you are easy-going and your boyfriend is a Carder above the average specialist, you have a good chance to live in different cities, or even countries, at the expense of his employers.
4. Marital fidelity
I'm probably on shaky ground here, but I'll still go so far as to say that many Carders aren't prone to adultery. The thing is, most of them are very introverted, and meeting a girl requires a certain degree of openness and sociability. And even if a competitor takes the initiative, he's unlikely to let her into his personal space right away, much less his own body
5. Personal you are a programmer system administrator
It is difficult to overestimate this point. All computer equipment in your home will behave decently (well, unless someone gets carried away with experiments with firmware and the like), viruses will be quickly cleaned, the Internet will be as stable as possible, and so on. And even if you do not consider yourself an electronics lover, an unexpected porn banner will not prevent you from surfing the Internet or playing your favorite
Five Reasons to Think Before Marrying an Carder
1. Boring? Pedantry
It seems that one of the most painful problems, which among all Carders is most acutely manifested in programmers. The habit of working with computers, expressing your thoughts in a form understandable to them, affects the style of communication with people. Be prepared for the fact that your spouse will constantly "cling to the wording", correct you and bore you in every possible way. It is difficult to check, but he does all this not out of a desire to annoy the interlocutor, but on the contrary, out of a sincere desire to understand what exactly you meant.
The carding they do, the computers that we deal with - all this belongs to a strictly formalized world, where each term and phenomenon has a precise definition, and we are accustomed to operating with precise concepts. Therefore, when communicating with you, your spouse will automatically try to build the necessary base of definitions. Alas, for communication in natural language, and especially with living people, this is impossible. And the only way to deal with such tediousness is to gradually "re-educate" your young man, trying not to get irritated in the process.
Another thing your spouse will demand is that you speak directly, not hints and indirect signs, if you want something from him. Simply because hints are an even less reliable means of conveying information than natural language.
Another manifestation of pedantry is a tendency to plan everything and everyone. Do not be surprised if your loved one asks you to announce your plan for the current week on Monday, and will be extremely indignant if you suddenly change your plans at the last minute. It is not surprising that he will want to know your hourly plan for your evening rest, especially in relation to spending time together, and will be irritated if these plans suddenly change. The thing is that this causes the need to change his own optimally drawn up plans, and he simply becomes offended for the efforts spent on planning.
2. A rationalist to the core
Carders also find it difficult to understand your decisions when you make them based on emotions or momentary impulses. Examples of such situations are textbook: changing your outfit three times before leaving the house, although a taxi is already waiting downstairs, demanding an immediate trip to the store, because “there is nothing to wear.” In the latter case, he will think or even say something like: “What do you mean nothing?! The closet is already full! By the way, you can make n!/(k!(nk)!) different outfits from this junk, where k is the number of clothes worn, and n is the number of available ones.”
Here, as in the previous case, nothing can be done except gradual “re-education.” Fortunately, your loved one is quite capable of understanding and learning to predict your impulsive decisions over time, which will solve both this and the previous problem.
3. Forget about fur coats
If you were already happy after reading about a good income, I have to disappoint you. Instead of a nice brooch for the New Year, you will probably get some gadget, at least if you don’t hint that you want a brooch or a fur coat for the holiday. However, see above about hints.
4. You will have to love technology
Unfortunately, you can't escape from conversations about the next technical innovation, gadget or service. They will probably try to transplant you to a smartphone, replace SMS with WhatsApp, describing its excellent advantages, and, in some cases, meanly replace the usual Windows with Linux. And there are two options: either try to understand this a little, to at least understand a little what your husband is talking about now, or get a divorce. On the other hand, you don't need to become an Carder-Girl yourself, it is enough to simply become a confident user and understand why you do not want Linux.
5. Social life
In the first half, I already mentioned the introversion of the people from carding life. This trait also has an unpleasant manifestation: do not expect that your chosen one will want to regularly go to clubs and participate in drinking parties. On his own initiative, he will most likely take you to the cinema, theater or, at most, to a concert of his favorite band, and even then not too often. So you will have to look for a compromise and sometimes not be shy about taking the initiative into your own hands.
A few words in conclusion
The text turned out to be quite long, longer than I expected, but I don’t want to split it into two posts. I wanted to emphasize that Carders have their strengths and weaknesses, just like any other people, and I hope I succeeded. Fortunately, most of the weaknesses can be “cured” over time — family life skills are improved, forgive me for using this wording. If you happen to experience these problems yourself, don’t worry, don’t get angry, don’t be offended. It’s better to try to gently point out your loved one’s mistakes, and over time he will improve. If you suddenly recognize yourself in any of the points, don’t wait for someone to tell you, change, and your loved one will be pleasantly surprised.
P.S.: I suggest Carders and their girlfriends/wives to add to both the first and second lists from personal experience. And I will try to supplement the post. You see, the benefits of fasting will increase.
