A25414N
Professional
- Messages
- 243
- Reaction score
- 20
- Points
- 18
Code:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: want to play a game?
Stranger: Sure
You: knock knock
Stranger: Whos there?
You: The Game
Stranger: The game who?
You: The game, you just lost it.
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You: hey hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 85 m, bikini bottom
You: you?
Stranger: 79 f nevada
You: also, i wear square pants and am yellow :D:D:D
You: and this prick keeps following me around with a video camera
You: says some shit about some wacked up pirate ship, and sings some wacked up song
You: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea"
You: "Spongebob Squarepants"
You: My names not even Bob ffs
You: It's Harry
Stranger: wtf
You: ?
Stranger: huh
You: Y'know if you want I could sell you the secret to crabby patties?
Stranger: yes for what??
You: Ehm, 70 million shells?
You: And Sandy, she's hot
You: I'd fuck that squirrel all day long
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You: Hey
You: Look, I got a huge problem and I dont know how to fix it
Stranger: what
You: I been stuck at my computer for hours cause the CD tray closed on my penis and now its stuck.
You: How the FUCK do I get this shit off
Stranger: i can help out, which country are you in?
You: America
Stranger: so am i, who made the thing? or got a number?
You: Number is 800-222-7669, its a sony laptop.
Stranger: calling now
You: You still there?
Stranger: yeah, they want to know why you got stuck in there?
You: Tell them I was trying to clean it or something
Stranger: he said just try pulling it out really hard and it should slip loose
You: I heard a crack and now its cutting into my penis, tell him I think I need a doctor.
Stranger: he said "fuck off"
You: I FUCKING TRIED AND NOW MY GOD DAMN DICKS STUCK IN MY LAPTOP YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
