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Hello everyone. Today is a small guide for you, for those who have been deprived of their rights. How to drive a car correctly so as not to attract the attention of the cops? It will also come in handy for those who are not only deprived of their rights .. Well, you understand what I mean. And so, let's go.
1. Appearance is 80% of your success
2. Driving.
Everything is simple here. Buy a fresh traffic rules book, read what has changed, what rules have become stricter, etc. Do not be lazy, kill 1-2 days for a detailed study of everything. We pass pedestrians everywhere .... Everywhere is everywhere. We don't fly under the yellow one, we don't cross the double, we don't exceed the speed. Etc.
3. You got caught anyway, what to do?
In general, the situation is now very difficult. The cops have a constant rotation of crews. Kileshayut as they want. Whatever works, they don't panic, don't start friendly relations. That is, when trying to "negotiate" there is always a chance to stick to a person during execution for attempted bribe-giving. But then how lucky. It is necessary to watch. And carefully bring the conversation to the right thing .. The cops that are on sale will understand what they are talking about and will themselves say what, where and how.
Believe me, the cops themselves know perfectly well which of them is rotten and can knock, and if there is such a character in the crew, they will let you know right away. And if everything is good, the cops are in a good mood, then ... everyone loves money. The ideal option is a cash badge some bucks. This is the amount of the penalty in your case. The dancing begins from her. Cops are human too, and besides, they are good psychologists and will appreciate your ability to pay at once. A major in a Mercedes and over thirty will not be released. Well, if you are a mere mortal, do not show off, do not be rude and do not threaten to "call somewhere there," then the price tag will be adequate. 3-5 rubles per crew member is a very real value (well, if you are a Moskvich, then this is not about you - there are 5-20 rubles per person). The method of transmission will be told to you.
It all depends on you and your horoscope for today. That is, from nothing in particular and from everything at once. And here's another thing. The cheapest way is to solve everything at once. The further - the more expensive it will be.
1. Appearance is 80% of your success
- The car should be without any unnecessary and attention-grabbing nonsense: tinting, stickers, airbrushing, carbon fiber. Fuck it all at once. Not our option.
- It is better that the car looks like a family man: the sign "Child in the car", a child seat is what you need. + 30% to fumelessness
- You can put some kind of pass behind the glass, no matter where. So, it looks even more reliable.
- The appearance of YOUR: I'm not saying that you need to go in a tailcoat or some kind of major outfit, but it is best to wear simple trousers and a shirt, an ordinary guy who goes to / from work. Don't play loud music! We drive calmly, like a grandmother driving.
2. Driving.
Everything is simple here. Buy a fresh traffic rules book, read what has changed, what rules have become stricter, etc. Do not be lazy, kill 1-2 days for a detailed study of everything. We pass pedestrians everywhere .... Everywhere is everywhere. We don't fly under the yellow one, we don't cross the double, we don't exceed the speed. Etc.
- Movement mode: the best from 8 am to 8 pm. Why? In the morning, the gayts have a shift shift, the night lights are frantically finishing up the protocols and handing over the timetable, and the diaries have not yet swayed, they call in for partners and have breakfast at gas stations or in a McDuck. In the evening, the same situation - change shift with all that it implies. After 20 pm, you have nothing to do on the road, the risks increase significantly.
- Avoid alleys and small streets. Also try to keep the movement through the yards to a minimum. Do not be afraid to drive on big roads, if you do not violate and look normal, then everything will be smooth.
- Yandex navigator: we mark dead ends, where there is no passage, and of course we peep where our favorite guys are. Do not forget to put a mark if you come across them. Help others.
- Stay in the car when a guy stops you. It mainly refers to people of the old school who have such a habit of getting out of the car and starting to move in the direction of the guy walking towards you . You don't need to do this. Garbage immediately tense up, because you can start to resist or run away corny. Maybe you have two corpses in a wheelbarrow and you will now drive them into the nearest forest? Forget this habit.
- If you use surfactants , you also need to carry "synthetic urine" with you, which you can buy or make yourself (today, by a happy coincidence, there will be a guide on how to do it yourself).
- Visit thematic groups in Telegram and VK, where motorists from different cities write about the location of garbage raids, posts, etc.
3. You got caught anyway, what to do?
In general, the situation is now very difficult. The cops have a constant rotation of crews. Kileshayut as they want. Whatever works, they don't panic, don't start friendly relations. That is, when trying to "negotiate" there is always a chance to stick to a person during execution for attempted bribe-giving. But then how lucky. It is necessary to watch. And carefully bring the conversation to the right thing .. The cops that are on sale will understand what they are talking about and will themselves say what, where and how.
Believe me, the cops themselves know perfectly well which of them is rotten and can knock, and if there is such a character in the crew, they will let you know right away. And if everything is good, the cops are in a good mood, then ... everyone loves money. The ideal option is a cash badge some bucks. This is the amount of the penalty in your case. The dancing begins from her. Cops are human too, and besides, they are good psychologists and will appreciate your ability to pay at once. A major in a Mercedes and over thirty will not be released. Well, if you are a mere mortal, do not show off, do not be rude and do not threaten to "call somewhere there," then the price tag will be adequate. 3-5 rubles per crew member is a very real value (well, if you are a Moskvich, then this is not about you - there are 5-20 rubles per person). The method of transmission will be told to you.
It all depends on you and your horoscope for today. That is, from nothing in particular and from everything at once. And here's another thing. The cheapest way is to solve everything at once. The further - the more expensive it will be.
