Excuses For Being A Drop

[cr33k]

While going to my drop I noticed that a neighbor was following me.
I quickly came up with 'I accidentally switched the numbers on my shipping address, heres the receipt(showed them a printed order receipt).' and they looked suspicious but they left me alone.


What are some excuses you guys use?
What would you say to a cop if they were to come to your house questioning why you grabbed a package from another house?

 

[livethebeat]

I wouldn't even show them the receipt, I would tell them to mind their own fucking business. If some guy is following me I'd ask him what his problem was.

Tell him to call the police, he can't do anything to you and you'll be gone by the time the cops came. If he tries to apply 'citizens arrest' on you clock him in the mouth.

 

[cr33k]

I like your mentality.

 

[diadora]

hahah people so violent on this site, it's funny

 

[serialkilla]

it's better to be violent and escape jail time than be nice and be locked up

 

[diego3119]

just carry a taser guys, it's always effective and doesnt do harm