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The post is of an entertainment nature, now it's not even a disclaimer. Well, you're not going to rob a bank, are you?
I decided to vomit my teenage wet dreams here on the topic of competent bank robberies, based on my analysis of successful and unsuccessful bank robberies in Russia. I especially want to focus on competent armament for this event and the correct approach to business, after the "point of no return".
People are successfully robbing banks to this day, and the media clearly states this, and often on video. More often than not, success accompanies those who did not act as a fake, but deigned to take with them a weighty argument, that is, a bully. Gun. A cannon. Tapestry. A whip. And he did the right thing.
The first and key in all this is that it must be real. Or combat or traumatic. However, it is here that I will immediately make a recommendation of choice. Take trauma. About the choice of trauma a little later.
(I am not responsible for links in the article)
When writing tips, I am guided by several factors:
1) The effectiveness, efficiency and safety of you as an attacker.
2) Karma, morality, the maximum possible leveling of harsh and unnecessarily harsh consequences.
3) Effectiveness
4)It is also impossible to cross out the fact that you can still be accepted. And if this happens, then it is better with a trauma, preferably a factory one, from which you did not kill anyone, but only made noise, fear and shot "heroes from the people" or the guards in the legs and stomachs, in order to neutralize, thereby not inflicting lethal critical damage. How can you appeal in court, on the basis of which you will most likely be considered a very incomplete and humane person, who, instead of 20 years in prison, will be given 10-12. You must admit that this is still sound thinking about this worst of the scenarios, and the choice of the weapon I offer later will not affect the effectiveness of the event in any way, moreover, on the contrary, it will add decisiveness to you and allow you to shoot in vain as soon as necessary.
Point of no return - I call that moment when the crime has already begun.
After it, you either take the cash register or run away with nothing, or in the worst and stupid case, spend a lot of time and drive up caused by the RRT, from which, as a whole, it is also really possible to be erased by unexpectedly heavy fire and give the house around the yards.
Dodging your bullets, which they will perceive as combat bullets. What are you smacking out of, these fighters will not at all rush to seize lead with a fucker.
Their business is to detain the robber, and not to die upon arriving at the place. They are ordinary people, and therefore no one will shoot at you from machine guns with a 90% probability, because machine gun bullets can also hit the bank, wounding and filling innocent victims there.
That is, you have a lot of chances to successfully shake off even after the RRT has arrived.
Fire "power", so to speak, about those injuries that I recommend, is only needed to stifle their ardor, force them to hide in cover and give you the opportunity to show a new world record for long distance running at a speed of 5 Usain Bolts per second.
Your main goal is to take the cash register quickly and without resistance, and not to dunk a bunch of people. And resistance very often arises in the form of debloid law-abiding citizens who only yesterday hailed Pukin, and now, suddenly, with holy fuckers, who are ready to die for someone else's bank money in an attempt to stop the robber. Well, the guards. These heroism is usually less, but they are capable of the same.
So, when entering the bank, in 2-3 seconds assess the situation, who is there and who is potentially dangerous.
Do not hold the barrel at arm's length. Better hold in two hands as the opera or special forces do.
At chest level. The shots will give you a ringing sound over your ears. Your ears will ring anyway. Here's how to hold the barrel roughly. Maneuverability is higher, and the chances that someone rushing at you will hang on your hand is less, since you have closed and squeezed the distance between you and potential opponents:
But how not to. It is beautiful and effective, like in a cool movie, but it is fraught with the fact that some fucking thing will rush at you and hang on your hand, after which, with shouts of "ah, the heap is small!" all bank employees and visitors will settle on you with a sense of their righteous duty to neutralize the bondit.
So you chose the moment, gathered your courage and resolutely entered the bank.
Draw attention to yourself with a couple of shots to the ceiling and notify everyone that
- Robbery! Nobody move!
Did you see the guard standing in confusion? Immediately three shots from the trauma to the abdomen, let him lie down to rest.
Everyone to lie down and not move! After what you did with the guard or another hero, the rest of the desire will disappear and most likely they will either lie down or become numb in a state of passion.
We quickly move to the checkout and brazenly put the package into the window with the words
Quickly money bitch, I'll fill up the security guard / employee / visitor! (I'll blow up a grenade and show a dummy grenade, it's easy to buy it)
If you see numbness and a sheep's gaze, then another 2-3 times shmalnite at the ceiling (the main thing is to see if it is hinged or not and shoot not over your head but to the side)
Quickly! FAST BITCH !!!!! Effective words to disperse a cashier. Do not give them time to think, fill the "ether" with harsh orders and shots at the ceiling to sober everyone around and remind them that this is not a joke, but really DANGER.
Look back at the hall, as a guard or a hero can hypothetically "rebel with renewed vigor". Keep the hall under control, if the cashier has started to heap loot into your bag.
*** Most likely, they will put a pack of GPS / GSM beacons in there, but you are not a loser either, because you stand for 12k rubles in a backpack or shoulder bag with a portable jammer of GPS / GSM / 3G / 4G signals, which you can buy, for example, here:
In Moscow, you can buy these right in the store, come and pick them up. This model is optimal, because it jamming not only GSM and GPS, but also 3G and 4G, which modern bugs are already equipping with.
Your security price is 12.900 rubles. Just. Does it look big in the photo? But in fact, the link there is a video review and characteristics, it is not large at all.
So you fucked the labeled pack with your mouth, it won't help them, because you are not an amateur. You have 2 hours of battery charge and even if there is a bug, you will find and destroy it in an hour in a quiet place.
After picking up the bubble, you hastily leave the bank and dump by any method that you have chosen "one of" for yourself, and you need to outline several of them.
The whole thing will take 1-2-3 minutes maximum. According to videos of successful robberies, the RRT is not the same BR as it is portrayed. If they meet you at the exit, then heavy fire will help you. In the direction of you at the bank, they will definitely not shoot, so as not to hurt those who are still in the bank except you. And here you are in the direction of them fuck sho fucking Ramba! Let them sit down for cover, shrieking into the walkie-talkie. does not give in)
So. Well, I'm thinking about gloves, masks, stockings on my head and other masquerade, I will not write, here everyone jerks off as he wants. About the fact that the bag is opaque for money, you need to have a couple of pieces with you, without your prints on them. There should be no prints on anything at all, neither on the cartridge cases, nor on the pistol, nor on anything that you hypothetically can drop or somehow leave at the crime scene.
But he promised to especially mention the weapon.
Injuries such as OCA and other 2x / 4x charging fucking are not suitable for you.
You want a brutal, convincing and rechargeable beast with spare magazines. Assault shops.
Things like this will suit you:
Grand Power t12 caliber 10 * 28 is very lethal, ergonomic, brutal and convincing
Grand Power t11 (dimensions are smaller, essence and caliber are the same, spare magazines are the same)
Thunderstorm 021 and other models of thunderstorms, of which there are many (caliber 9PA is more modest, but still noisy and quite effective)
There are tons of injuries, but choose exactly those that look pistol-shaped, brutal and have the ability to multi-charge by default (10-15 standard magazine) and with the possibility of purchasing spare assault magazines, such as, for example, on GP t12 and GP t11, you can buy stores on 26 rounds.
An example of such a store and where to buy:
The gun looks convincing and you don't have to worry about "how many shots are left" because you have enough rubber for everyone. Even after the shooting of the guards or heroes of the people's army of good and bank defenders and shooting at the ceilings, you have 10-15 shots in the assault magazine, which can be quickly removed and replaced with a fresh one, while there will be a cartridge in the chamber in case any then the moron will try to take advantage of the moment of your change of store to attack you, you will have 1 shot in his chest, shoulder, belly.
What are good about GP t11 and T12 and Groza 021 and others, this is a double action trigger. That is, the trigger can be held off-line and safely carried in a pocket with a cartridge in the chamber. In general, after any shooting, pull the trigger from the cocked to avoid accidental cross-fire.
It is in your best interest, do not keep your finger on the trigger in nervous-aggravated situations, especially when the pistol is on the alert. Taking the loot and leaving, do not keep the pistol parallel to your body, deflect your hand with the pistol slightly to the side, so that there is not even a hypothetical "cross-fire" in your leg.
Train and rehearse this to a state of reflex, automatic behavior.
So what do we have in terms of pluses.
Multiple-charge trauma is:
1) Non-lethal, but seemingly and in fact a terrible firearm.
2) It can be bought legally under a license, the gun case does not exist for rubber bullets, they simply do not exist, but even so, the firing pin can somehow be used by criminologists and will help to track the pistol, so I can't vouch for this factor. It is always ideal to buy a trauma from the factory, but on the black market, and not for yourself. Here HZ. Honestly. It seems to be impossible to track, but it seems to be not a 100% guarantee. Leave the shells at the scene of the crime, and if the rubber balls do not help the forensic experts, then the marks from the striker may be somehow unique. I can't know for sure.
3) Multiple charges. This is something that most combat pistols available on the black market won't give you. And your goal is to win, take the loot, make a noise in order to suppress resistance and at the same time not kill or critically injure anyone, thereby reducing the public resonance of the crime by an order of magnitude and saving yourself from mental anguish ...
4) Again about multi-charge. Agree 26 shots in the direction of the GBR from some kind of firearm, most likely will force them to hide in cover and call for reinforcements, and even if the mudlo runs after you, you can turn around for a moment and send a dozen shots in the direction of the chase to reduce their ardor. They do not know what kind of weapon you have, so by default they will perceive you as a shooter with a combat one.
Below I give examples of videos of robberies, where guys with trunks actually took the bank and stopped the resistance, and guys without trunks or with props like pneumatics were put on a bottle or seized and wounded by honest people
I decided to vomit my teenage wet dreams here on the topic of competent bank robberies, based on my analysis of successful and unsuccessful bank robberies in Russia. I especially want to focus on competent armament for this event and the correct approach to business, after the "point of no return".
People are successfully robbing banks to this day, and the media clearly states this, and often on video. More often than not, success accompanies those who did not act as a fake, but deigned to take with them a weighty argument, that is, a bully. Gun. A cannon. Tapestry. A whip. And he did the right thing.
The first and key in all this is that it must be real. Or combat or traumatic. However, it is here that I will immediately make a recommendation of choice. Take trauma. About the choice of trauma a little later.
(I am not responsible for links in the article)
When writing tips, I am guided by several factors:
1) The effectiveness, efficiency and safety of you as an attacker.
2) Karma, morality, the maximum possible leveling of harsh and unnecessarily harsh consequences.
3) Effectiveness
4)It is also impossible to cross out the fact that you can still be accepted. And if this happens, then it is better with a trauma, preferably a factory one, from which you did not kill anyone, but only made noise, fear and shot "heroes from the people" or the guards in the legs and stomachs, in order to neutralize, thereby not inflicting lethal critical damage. How can you appeal in court, on the basis of which you will most likely be considered a very incomplete and humane person, who, instead of 20 years in prison, will be given 10-12. You must admit that this is still sound thinking about this worst of the scenarios, and the choice of the weapon I offer later will not affect the effectiveness of the event in any way, moreover, on the contrary, it will add decisiveness to you and allow you to shoot in vain as soon as necessary.
Point of no return - I call that moment when the crime has already begun.
After it, you either take the cash register or run away with nothing, or in the worst and stupid case, spend a lot of time and drive up caused by the RRT, from which, as a whole, it is also really possible to be erased by unexpectedly heavy fire and give the house around the yards.
Dodging your bullets, which they will perceive as combat bullets. What are you smacking out of, these fighters will not at all rush to seize lead with a fucker.
Their business is to detain the robber, and not to die upon arriving at the place. They are ordinary people, and therefore no one will shoot at you from machine guns with a 90% probability, because machine gun bullets can also hit the bank, wounding and filling innocent victims there.
That is, you have a lot of chances to successfully shake off even after the RRT has arrived.
Fire "power", so to speak, about those injuries that I recommend, is only needed to stifle their ardor, force them to hide in cover and give you the opportunity to show a new world record for long distance running at a speed of 5 Usain Bolts per second.
Your main goal is to take the cash register quickly and without resistance, and not to dunk a bunch of people. And resistance very often arises in the form of debloid law-abiding citizens who only yesterday hailed Pukin, and now, suddenly, with holy fuckers, who are ready to die for someone else's bank money in an attempt to stop the robber. Well, the guards. These heroism is usually less, but they are capable of the same.
So, when entering the bank, in 2-3 seconds assess the situation, who is there and who is potentially dangerous.
Do not hold the barrel at arm's length. Better hold in two hands as the opera or special forces do.
At chest level. The shots will give you a ringing sound over your ears. Your ears will ring anyway. Here's how to hold the barrel roughly. Maneuverability is higher, and the chances that someone rushing at you will hang on your hand is less, since you have closed and squeezed the distance between you and potential opponents:
But how not to. It is beautiful and effective, like in a cool movie, but it is fraught with the fact that some fucking thing will rush at you and hang on your hand, after which, with shouts of "ah, the heap is small!" all bank employees and visitors will settle on you with a sense of their righteous duty to neutralize the bondit.
So you chose the moment, gathered your courage and resolutely entered the bank.
Draw attention to yourself with a couple of shots to the ceiling and notify everyone that
- Robbery! Nobody move!
Did you see the guard standing in confusion? Immediately three shots from the trauma to the abdomen, let him lie down to rest.
Everyone to lie down and not move! After what you did with the guard or another hero, the rest of the desire will disappear and most likely they will either lie down or become numb in a state of passion.
We quickly move to the checkout and brazenly put the package into the window with the words
Quickly money bitch, I'll fill up the security guard / employee / visitor! (I'll blow up a grenade and show a dummy grenade, it's easy to buy it)
If you see numbness and a sheep's gaze, then another 2-3 times shmalnite at the ceiling (the main thing is to see if it is hinged or not and shoot not over your head but to the side)
Quickly! FAST BITCH !!!!! Effective words to disperse a cashier. Do not give them time to think, fill the "ether" with harsh orders and shots at the ceiling to sober everyone around and remind them that this is not a joke, but really DANGER.
Look back at the hall, as a guard or a hero can hypothetically "rebel with renewed vigor". Keep the hall under control, if the cashier has started to heap loot into your bag.
*** Most likely, they will put a pack of GPS / GSM beacons in there, but you are not a loser either, because you stand for 12k rubles in a backpack or shoulder bag with a portable jammer of GPS / GSM / 3G / 4G signals, which you can buy, for example, here:
In Moscow, you can buy these right in the store, come and pick them up. This model is optimal, because it jamming not only GSM and GPS, but also 3G and 4G, which modern bugs are already equipping with.
Your security price is 12.900 rubles. Just. Does it look big in the photo? But in fact, the link there is a video review and characteristics, it is not large at all.
So you fucked the labeled pack with your mouth, it won't help them, because you are not an amateur. You have 2 hours of battery charge and even if there is a bug, you will find and destroy it in an hour in a quiet place.
After picking up the bubble, you hastily leave the bank and dump by any method that you have chosen "one of" for yourself, and you need to outline several of them.
The whole thing will take 1-2-3 minutes maximum. According to videos of successful robberies, the RRT is not the same BR as it is portrayed. If they meet you at the exit, then heavy fire will help you. In the direction of you at the bank, they will definitely not shoot, so as not to hurt those who are still in the bank except you. And here you are in the direction of them fuck sho fucking Ramba! Let them sit down for cover, shrieking into the walkie-talkie. does not give in)
So. Well, I'm thinking about gloves, masks, stockings on my head and other masquerade, I will not write, here everyone jerks off as he wants. About the fact that the bag is opaque for money, you need to have a couple of pieces with you, without your prints on them. There should be no prints on anything at all, neither on the cartridge cases, nor on the pistol, nor on anything that you hypothetically can drop or somehow leave at the crime scene.
But he promised to especially mention the weapon.
Injuries such as OCA and other 2x / 4x charging fucking are not suitable for you.
You want a brutal, convincing and rechargeable beast with spare magazines. Assault shops.
Things like this will suit you:
Grand Power t12 caliber 10 * 28 is very lethal, ergonomic, brutal and convincing
Grand Power t11 (dimensions are smaller, essence and caliber are the same, spare magazines are the same)
Thunderstorm 021 and other models of thunderstorms, of which there are many (caliber 9PA is more modest, but still noisy and quite effective)
There are tons of injuries, but choose exactly those that look pistol-shaped, brutal and have the ability to multi-charge by default (10-15 standard magazine) and with the possibility of purchasing spare assault magazines, such as, for example, on GP t12 and GP t11, you can buy stores on 26 rounds.
An example of such a store and where to buy:
The gun looks convincing and you don't have to worry about "how many shots are left" because you have enough rubber for everyone. Even after the shooting of the guards or heroes of the people's army of good and bank defenders and shooting at the ceilings, you have 10-15 shots in the assault magazine, which can be quickly removed and replaced with a fresh one, while there will be a cartridge in the chamber in case any then the moron will try to take advantage of the moment of your change of store to attack you, you will have 1 shot in his chest, shoulder, belly.
What are good about GP t11 and T12 and Groza 021 and others, this is a double action trigger. That is, the trigger can be held off-line and safely carried in a pocket with a cartridge in the chamber. In general, after any shooting, pull the trigger from the cocked to avoid accidental cross-fire.
It is in your best interest, do not keep your finger on the trigger in nervous-aggravated situations, especially when the pistol is on the alert. Taking the loot and leaving, do not keep the pistol parallel to your body, deflect your hand with the pistol slightly to the side, so that there is not even a hypothetical "cross-fire" in your leg.
Train and rehearse this to a state of reflex, automatic behavior.
So what do we have in terms of pluses.
Multiple-charge trauma is:
1) Non-lethal, but seemingly and in fact a terrible firearm.
2) It can be bought legally under a license, the gun case does not exist for rubber bullets, they simply do not exist, but even so, the firing pin can somehow be used by criminologists and will help to track the pistol, so I can't vouch for this factor. It is always ideal to buy a trauma from the factory, but on the black market, and not for yourself. Here HZ. Honestly. It seems to be impossible to track, but it seems to be not a 100% guarantee. Leave the shells at the scene of the crime, and if the rubber balls do not help the forensic experts, then the marks from the striker may be somehow unique. I can't know for sure.
3) Multiple charges. This is something that most combat pistols available on the black market won't give you. And your goal is to win, take the loot, make a noise in order to suppress resistance and at the same time not kill or critically injure anyone, thereby reducing the public resonance of the crime by an order of magnitude and saving yourself from mental anguish ...
4) Again about multi-charge. Agree 26 shots in the direction of the GBR from some kind of firearm, most likely will force them to hide in cover and call for reinforcements, and even if the mudlo runs after you, you can turn around for a moment and send a dozen shots in the direction of the chase to reduce their ardor. They do not know what kind of weapon you have, so by default they will perceive you as a shooter with a combat one.
Below I give examples of videos of robberies, where guys with trunks actually took the bank and stopped the resistance, and guys without trunks or with props like pneumatics were put on a bottle or seized and wounded by honest people
