We got a few treasures of ingenuity from spam.
DARLING, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!
Masterpieces live in the spam folder. Seriously. These are pearls among trillions of letters, 99% of which will never be read. They were found by real treasure seekers in our face.
We briefly forgot that spam is a wicked evil - and we looked into the Augean stables of email in search of fun. There was plenty of him.
Ready to cheer you up? Let's start.
According to the letter, a well-known terrorist from Saudi Arabia transferred a tidy sum to the recipient's account. However, the Department of Homeland Security intercepted the money. They will be returned if the recipient pays for the transfer and proves that he is not a terrorist.
1. Nigerian spam with rich imagination
This is the classic Nigerian spam created with soul. You read and envy the imaginations of spammers. The guys should switch to a legal way of earning money - writing scripts for films.
My name is Bakare Tunde, I am the brother of the first Nigerian cosmonaut, Major of the Nigerian Air Force Abaka Tunde. My brother became the first African cosmonaut to go on a secret mission to the Soviet Salyut-6 station back in 1979. Later he took part in the flight of the Soviet Union T-16Z to the secret Soviet space station Salyut-8T. In 1990, when the USSR fell, he was just at the station. All the Russian team members managed to return to the ground, but my brother did not have enough space in the ship. From then until today, it has been forced to be in orbit, and only rare Progress cargo ships supply it with the necessary. Despite everything, my brother does not lose his presence of mind, but he longs to return home to his native Nigeria.
Over the long years that he spent in space, his gradually accumulating salary was 15 million US dollars. This amount is currently held in a bank in Lagos. If we can get access to the money, we can pay Roscosmos the required amount and arrange a flight to Earth for my brother. The amount requested by Roscosmos is $ 3,000,000. However, we need your help in order to receive the amount, since we, the Nigerian civil servants, are prohibited from all transactions with foreign accounts.
Ever yours,
Dr. Bakare Tunde,
Leading Astronautical Specialist
True, some argue that Nigerian Air Force Major Abaka Tunde is a real person. In the 1980s, he underwent pre-flight training at Baikonur as part of the first international team formed from representatives of the Third World countries, friendly to the USSR. Believe it or not, decide for yourself. In any case, the letter itself is spam.
2. Where is my tooth?
The next story is not so much exciting as delusional. The recipient is accused of having ruined the life of a certain female person and, mind you, laid her golden tooth!
But that's not all. With the money received, the would-be gigolo did not buy a car or an apartment, but donuts and sweets. What an appetite this man has if he spent $ 34,000 on sweets!
Be that as it may, the owner of the gold tooth quite rightly demands that the money be returned - she needs a new tooth made of precious metal.
3. Insatiable demon killer
Meet the demon-killer from China, to whom some bad people ordered the recipient of the letter.
The demon turned out to be greedy, so he offers the victim to redeem his life for a double price. The extortionist also warns that any stupid act will immediately be punished by a bullet.
There is only one question left: why email? Couldn't such a tough killer get the phone number he needed?
4. A shoemaker without boots
The author of the letter invites you to sign up for training on mailings. However, he himself clearly does not understand this.
The letter does not shine with either design or copywriting. Moreover, it also managed to get into spam. After this, it’s hard to believe that the training will teach you email marketing.
5. Client from the future
Someone spends money on advertising, while others find clients themselves. The time traveler is stuck in the present and offers the recipient to sell him a part to repair the generator.
A guest from the future asks to deliver the order at a strictly defined place and time. How will you pay? - Of course, in gold, well, or in local currency. True, only after the fact, when the recipient of the letter will bring something unknown to unknown where.
]6. Letter from Daenerys
Dedicated to everyone who wants to become Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Daenerys Targaryen herself is writing to you.
How the fictional queen got into our world - history is silent. However, as a decent ruler, Dee Dee is in a hurry to assure that she is not spam. The poor fellow just got into trouble: someone stole her passport, wallet and ... dragons from her!
You are asked to send 520 dollars, and most importantly, somewhere to find these same dragons. Daenerys promises that she will not stand up for the reward.
7. Ice cream for children, monastery for women
Spammers have nothing sacred. They are even willing to use the feelings of believers to enrich themselves a little.
Pay attention to the address. It is unlikely that such mail belongs to a church organization. Yes, and the union "so" the ministers of the church will certainly write correctly
In the letter, the extortionists collect donations for the construction of a nunnery. But I'm afraid that the guys will find another use for the funds raised.
8. The President is on the Run
Do you want to do a good deed? - Help the disgraced head of state to transfer money abroad. The former President of Burkina Faso and his servant are hiding in Côte d'Ivoire and awaiting your support.
Whether you will be paid for help is unknown. Hopefully, the disgraced presidents know how to be grateful.
9. Beggar virus
Who else will help the poor Uzbek virus besides you and me. I just want to delete the folder with all the working files. They ask very politely and plaintively ?
Stratify! I am an Uzbek viryus. Pa reasons for the terrible poverty of my Sassdatil and the low level of development of technology, our country, I am not capable of causing any harm to your computer. Patamu ochina prashyu Uas, pazhalsta, satriti yourself some important file for Uas, and patamized by another adris' mail. Zaranya blagadarin for panimaniy.
10. Terrorist legacy
You can start biting your elbows and envy the recipient of this letter. All of his financial problems are now solved thanks to an unexpected inheritance of $ 4.3 million.
Hello, this is the Department of Homeland Security. A known terrorist in Saudi Arabia has wired 4.3 million bucks to your account, and we have intercepted it. If you are not a terrorist, please contact me so we can work on getting the money to you, and please be aware that a number of international transfer fees will have to be payed in full before you can receive the money.
11. Hackers are patriots
Hackers have principles too. They care about how other countries treat their homeland. The guys are very worried about the sanctions and offer to take revenge on the governments of the states that introduced them.
Install a special program - and here you are in the group of active patriots. And if this software steals some important data from you on the sly, put up with it. The main thing is to stand up for the honor of the country.
12. Poetry with peppercorns
Spam 18+ also happens in poetry. He doesn't blush.
Subject:
Prepare your love wand for the next battle
Message:
That’s great you’ve met a lass that’s hot
You wanna hump her juicy tw*t.
She’s cute and taking, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your rod will slam her poon so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!
13. Or maybe it's fate
Some spammers appear as honest girls who are actively looking for the other half.
Hello! How are you?? It I, Nataliya!
I at once warn I not a spam! I the real girl!
Your address has found in agency of a marriage! I have paid money and have made the questionnaire. To me have told that you I approach by my criteria!
I can send you the photos on e-mail.
Please reply only to my personal e-mail: [email protected]
But I search only serious relations, I am killed already simply by morons which would want only chance photo that masturbated on it!!! If you such then please at all do not answer me.
Write! I wait!
With best wishes Nataliya!!
The fictional Natalya immediately warns that she will continue communication only if the recipient of the letter has serious intentions.
To see a potential wife in all its glory, just write to your personal email. Most likely, after that your inbox will be full of letters. But it is unlikely that these will be messages from Natalia. It's even worse if the imaginary Natalia tries to cheat you on money.
14. Option for girls
In Russian, too, often comes across spam about dating. Most often, letters come from women, but there are also mailings with a masculine character. True, spammers do not always manage to guess with recipients ?
15. And they don't even feel sorry for animals
The author of the next masterpiece, apparently, comes from Korea. He threatens to eat his four-legged friend if the price of the pills doesn't suit you. In addition, the would-be entrepreneur is ready to decide himself. Either for the sake of justice, or to cope with feelings of guilt.
Spammers from Russia also use dogs to blackmail animal lovers.
If you don't want to take a sin on your soul, make an order urgently.
16. Accounting chaos
The creators of this letter know how to write a smart business proposal. They first demonstrate the problem and then suggest a solution. Cool, for our money!
17. Love spell of traffic from hereditary optimizer
Mr. Pafnutius, the fourth generation optimizer, offers services for the creation and promotion of sites under the sauce of fortune telling and love spells. A dubious way of advertising, since such a presentation does not inspire confidence. Although the letter is remembered with a bang.
18. Let's reset the accumulated KILOGRAMS!
Weight loss emails are another popular spam topic. In this example, both delivery and warranty are offered. But the authors have forgotten the rules of the Russian language. Probably, they used their developments too intensively. As a result, their brains also lost weight.
Let's dump the accumulated kilograms! Check out the new: Effective, comfortable weight loss belts and sauna shorts Many people are interested in new ways to lose weight that work. Three novelties for the fight against excess weight: Sauna-belt, Vibro-massage belt and Sauna-shorts,. Take the first step to harmony - >> http://ACANTHOPTEROUS.INFO Delivery service operates in Moscow, St. Petersburg, Novosibirsk and Tyumen. And from anywhere in Russia and the world you can order by mail. The goods are paid upon receipt. 6 months warranty.
19. Third? - Will
Drinkers seem to have found a way to monetize their talent. The author of the letter invites you to become your drinking companion for a modest reward. Sergey is ready to drink as much as necessary and with anyone. It remains only to envy the iron liver of the spammer.
20. How to get $ 1710
Do you want to know? - Follow the link. In the letter, the author only hints that this is some kind of compensation from a well-known social network.
We did not dare to click and we do not advise you, since the letter has all the signs of spam: an incomprehensible sender's address, an incomprehensible link and questionable content.
As a bonus, we offer a list of topics from the "Spam" folder. Only the most persistent are able to resist and not click ?
20 masterpiece spam themes
Some spam cheers up as much as a stand-up. However, it is important to remember that such emails are illegal and dangerous. They hide viruses and phishing links. Also, spam has nothing to do with email newsletters. If in doubt, check out the article "What is the Difference Between Email and Spam".
DARLING, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!
Masterpieces live in the spam folder. Seriously. These are pearls among trillions of letters, 99% of which will never be read. They were found by real treasure seekers in our face.
We briefly forgot that spam is a wicked evil - and we looked into the Augean stables of email in search of fun. There was plenty of him.
Ready to cheer you up? Let's start.
According to the letter, a well-known terrorist from Saudi Arabia transferred a tidy sum to the recipient's account. However, the Department of Homeland Security intercepted the money. They will be returned if the recipient pays for the transfer and proves that he is not a terrorist.
1. Nigerian spam with rich imagination
This is the classic Nigerian spam created with soul. You read and envy the imaginations of spammers. The guys should switch to a legal way of earning money - writing scripts for films.
My name is Bakare Tunde, I am the brother of the first Nigerian cosmonaut, Major of the Nigerian Air Force Abaka Tunde. My brother became the first African cosmonaut to go on a secret mission to the Soviet Salyut-6 station back in 1979. Later he took part in the flight of the Soviet Union T-16Z to the secret Soviet space station Salyut-8T. In 1990, when the USSR fell, he was just at the station. All the Russian team members managed to return to the ground, but my brother did not have enough space in the ship. From then until today, it has been forced to be in orbit, and only rare Progress cargo ships supply it with the necessary. Despite everything, my brother does not lose his presence of mind, but he longs to return home to his native Nigeria.
Over the long years that he spent in space, his gradually accumulating salary was 15 million US dollars. This amount is currently held in a bank in Lagos. If we can get access to the money, we can pay Roscosmos the required amount and arrange a flight to Earth for my brother. The amount requested by Roscosmos is $ 3,000,000. However, we need your help in order to receive the amount, since we, the Nigerian civil servants, are prohibited from all transactions with foreign accounts.
Ever yours,
Dr. Bakare Tunde,
Leading Astronautical Specialist
True, some argue that Nigerian Air Force Major Abaka Tunde is a real person. In the 1980s, he underwent pre-flight training at Baikonur as part of the first international team formed from representatives of the Third World countries, friendly to the USSR. Believe it or not, decide for yourself. In any case, the letter itself is spam.
2. Where is my tooth?
The next story is not so much exciting as delusional. The recipient is accused of having ruined the life of a certain female person and, mind you, laid her golden tooth!
But that's not all. With the money received, the would-be gigolo did not buy a car or an apartment, but donuts and sweets. What an appetite this man has if he spent $ 34,000 on sweets!
Be that as it may, the owner of the gold tooth quite rightly demands that the money be returned - she needs a new tooth made of precious metal.
3. Insatiable demon killer
Meet the demon-killer from China, to whom some bad people ordered the recipient of the letter.
The demon turned out to be greedy, so he offers the victim to redeem his life for a double price. The extortionist also warns that any stupid act will immediately be punished by a bullet.
There is only one question left: why email? Couldn't such a tough killer get the phone number he needed?
4. A shoemaker without boots
The author of the letter invites you to sign up for training on mailings. However, he himself clearly does not understand this.
The letter does not shine with either design or copywriting. Moreover, it also managed to get into spam. After this, it’s hard to believe that the training will teach you email marketing.
5. Client from the future
Someone spends money on advertising, while others find clients themselves. The time traveler is stuck in the present and offers the recipient to sell him a part to repair the generator.
A guest from the future asks to deliver the order at a strictly defined place and time. How will you pay? - Of course, in gold, well, or in local currency. True, only after the fact, when the recipient of the letter will bring something unknown to unknown where.
]6. Letter from Daenerys
Dedicated to everyone who wants to become Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Daenerys Targaryen herself is writing to you.
How the fictional queen got into our world - history is silent. However, as a decent ruler, Dee Dee is in a hurry to assure that she is not spam. The poor fellow just got into trouble: someone stole her passport, wallet and ... dragons from her!
You are asked to send 520 dollars, and most importantly, somewhere to find these same dragons. Daenerys promises that she will not stand up for the reward.
7. Ice cream for children, monastery for women
Spammers have nothing sacred. They are even willing to use the feelings of believers to enrich themselves a little.
Pay attention to the address. It is unlikely that such mail belongs to a church organization. Yes, and the union "so" the ministers of the church will certainly write correctly
In the letter, the extortionists collect donations for the construction of a nunnery. But I'm afraid that the guys will find another use for the funds raised.
8. The President is on the Run
Do you want to do a good deed? - Help the disgraced head of state to transfer money abroad. The former President of Burkina Faso and his servant are hiding in Côte d'Ivoire and awaiting your support.
Whether you will be paid for help is unknown. Hopefully, the disgraced presidents know how to be grateful.
9. Beggar virus
Who else will help the poor Uzbek virus besides you and me. I just want to delete the folder with all the working files. They ask very politely and plaintively ?
Stratify! I am an Uzbek viryus. Pa reasons for the terrible poverty of my Sassdatil and the low level of development of technology, our country, I am not capable of causing any harm to your computer. Patamu ochina prashyu Uas, pazhalsta, satriti yourself some important file for Uas, and patamized by another adris' mail. Zaranya blagadarin for panimaniy.
10. Terrorist legacy
You can start biting your elbows and envy the recipient of this letter. All of his financial problems are now solved thanks to an unexpected inheritance of $ 4.3 million.
Hello, this is the Department of Homeland Security. A known terrorist in Saudi Arabia has wired 4.3 million bucks to your account, and we have intercepted it. If you are not a terrorist, please contact me so we can work on getting the money to you, and please be aware that a number of international transfer fees will have to be payed in full before you can receive the money.
11. Hackers are patriots
Hackers have principles too. They care about how other countries treat their homeland. The guys are very worried about the sanctions and offer to take revenge on the governments of the states that introduced them.
Install a special program - and here you are in the group of active patriots. And if this software steals some important data from you on the sly, put up with it. The main thing is to stand up for the honor of the country.
12. Poetry with peppercorns
Spam 18+ also happens in poetry. He doesn't blush.
Subject:
Prepare your love wand for the next battle
Message:
That’s great you’ve met a lass that’s hot
You wanna hump her juicy tw*t.
She’s cute and taking, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your rod will slam her poon so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!
13. Or maybe it's fate
Some spammers appear as honest girls who are actively looking for the other half.
Hello! How are you?? It I, Nataliya!
I at once warn I not a spam! I the real girl!
Your address has found in agency of a marriage! I have paid money and have made the questionnaire. To me have told that you I approach by my criteria!
I can send you the photos on e-mail.
Please reply only to my personal e-mail: [email protected]
But I search only serious relations, I am killed already simply by morons which would want only chance photo that masturbated on it!!! If you such then please at all do not answer me.
Write! I wait!
With best wishes Nataliya!!
The fictional Natalya immediately warns that she will continue communication only if the recipient of the letter has serious intentions.
To see a potential wife in all its glory, just write to your personal email. Most likely, after that your inbox will be full of letters. But it is unlikely that these will be messages from Natalia. It's even worse if the imaginary Natalia tries to cheat you on money.
14. Option for girls
In Russian, too, often comes across spam about dating. Most often, letters come from women, but there are also mailings with a masculine character. True, spammers do not always manage to guess with recipients ?
15. And they don't even feel sorry for animals
The author of the next masterpiece, apparently, comes from Korea. He threatens to eat his four-legged friend if the price of the pills doesn't suit you. In addition, the would-be entrepreneur is ready to decide himself. Either for the sake of justice, or to cope with feelings of guilt.
Spammers from Russia also use dogs to blackmail animal lovers.
If you don't want to take a sin on your soul, make an order urgently.
16. Accounting chaos
The creators of this letter know how to write a smart business proposal. They first demonstrate the problem and then suggest a solution. Cool, for our money!
17. Love spell of traffic from hereditary optimizer
Mr. Pafnutius, the fourth generation optimizer, offers services for the creation and promotion of sites under the sauce of fortune telling and love spells. A dubious way of advertising, since such a presentation does not inspire confidence. Although the letter is remembered with a bang.
18. Let's reset the accumulated KILOGRAMS!
Weight loss emails are another popular spam topic. In this example, both delivery and warranty are offered. But the authors have forgotten the rules of the Russian language. Probably, they used their developments too intensively. As a result, their brains also lost weight.
Let's dump the accumulated kilograms! Check out the new: Effective, comfortable weight loss belts and sauna shorts Many people are interested in new ways to lose weight that work. Three novelties for the fight against excess weight: Sauna-belt, Vibro-massage belt and Sauna-shorts,. Take the first step to harmony - >> http://ACANTHOPTEROUS.INFO Delivery service operates in Moscow, St. Petersburg, Novosibirsk and Tyumen. And from anywhere in Russia and the world you can order by mail. The goods are paid upon receipt. 6 months warranty.
19. Third? - Will
Drinkers seem to have found a way to monetize their talent. The author of the letter invites you to become your drinking companion for a modest reward. Sergey is ready to drink as much as necessary and with anyone. It remains only to envy the iron liver of the spammer.
20. How to get $ 1710
Do you want to know? - Follow the link. In the letter, the author only hints that this is some kind of compensation from a well-known social network.
We did not dare to click and we do not advise you, since the letter has all the signs of spam: an incomprehensible sender's address, an incomprehensible link and questionable content.
As a bonus, we offer a list of topics from the "Spam" folder. Only the most persistent are able to resist and not click ?
20 masterpiece spam themes
- I don't know you (I don't know you)
- Chris is dead, Job for you! (Chris is dead, the job is yours!)
- Too lazy to make a subject line. Just buy our product (Too lazy to come up with a topic. Just buy our product)
- Message From The FBI
- Screw the cops. Let's make some money (Fuck the cops, let's make some money!)
- Tired of working hard? Get a job in computers! (Tired of working hard? We offer a job on the computer!
- 36 anus found on the victim's body
- Stop BREATHING
- READ HERE OR GET AIDS! (Read or Get AIDS)
- Do you know why there are so many Chinese? Learn the answer! (Find out why there are so many Chinese)
- It's a beautiful day for a beautiful email
- Spongebob squarepants not shrek's father! (SpongeBob SquarePants is not Shrek's father)
- Warning: Reading this email will be hazardous to your boredom
- A true story about the battle between a man and impotence. (The true story of a man's struggle with impotence)
- Pentagon receives teen acne controversy letter
- Upgrade your love weapon to fight better in year 2021! (Upgrade your love weapon to fight better in 2021!)
- your life is crap. (Your life is ***** (bullshit))
- Hurry - Limited Time Opportunity to Stop Emails Like This One
- Although Jackie Chan is cool, he walks with this at night (advertising of a flashlight-stun gun)
- DOING THE WILL OF GOD
Some spam cheers up as much as a stand-up. However, it is important to remember that such emails are illegal and dangerous. They hide viruses and phishing links. Also, spam has nothing to do with email newsletters. If in doubt, check out the article "What is the Difference Between Email and Spam".
